18 Things I’ve Said to My Teenager (That I Probably Shouldn’t Have)
My mother always told me that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.
It’s too bad that I didn’t listen to her.
See, I’ve got a very mature for her age sixteen-year-old daughter, a highly autistic five-year-old son, and a husband who’s always at work.
Somewhere in the middle lies my extremely talkative nine year-old daughter.
We live a stressful life. Sometimes I forget that my sixteen-year-old is still a child only to remember after massive garbage has flown out of my mouth.
That’s on me.
Perhaps I need more adult interaction?
I believe they call them friends?
Just think on it…you can let me know later.
Anyways, here’s a list of things I wish I hadn’t said out loud!
It feels good to finally get it out of my system.
18 Things I Shouldn’t Have Said To My Teenager
I’m Considering Putting Tabasco Sauce on Your Brother’s Pee Wee if He Doesn’t Stop Touching It
Sh!t Happens Just Deal with It
Don’t Ever Wake Me Up Without Coffee Again
I Swear Your Dad Has No Idea What’s Going On
I’m pretty sure your sister is a compulsive liar.
Anybody Who Wears White After Labor Day Is Tacky. End of Story.
-Your Sister’s Room Looks Like a Crime Scene
Seriously, Why Is Your Brother Obsessed With His Weiner?
If That Woman Won A Million Dollars, She Would Complain About The Paperwork
OMG It’s Your Grandmother BLOCK THAT CALL
Put Your Phone Down NOW, or I’ll Run Over the Damn Thing In the Driveway
Real Ladies Don’t Curse Damn It
Put Your Seat Belt On, or I’ll Kill You
If I Have To Pull Another Care Bear Out of The Microwave, I’ll Lose My Mind
That Better Be Chocolate On The Wall. As God Is My Witness I’ll Never Touch Poop Again!
If You Don’t Answer Your Phone, I’m Going To Go Lifetime Movie On Your A@s
I Can Make A Psycho Look Like Mary Freakin Poppins… Don’t Test Me
If You Don’t Clean Your Bathroom, I’m Going To Post Pictures Of It On Facebook
And the one thing I swore I’d never say if I had a daughter, because my mother said it to me many times…
YOU’RE SO UNGRATEFUL!!!!!!
Here’s the deal.
I yelled because I was stressed.
I needed to vent to someone and my daughter just happened to be there.